With a tax on nachos.

And steal money from their banks. That will make them pay for the wall.

I lie all the time. I’m very good at it. And the best thing about it: nobody cares. Literally nobody cares. Americans are that dumb.

“We’ll give the migrants shovels and make them dig a moat. And you’ll pay for it.”

And I say, “How about we dig a moat instead? Can I get $5 billion for a moat?”

And I tell him, “Syrians aren’t pouring over my border, so…. Don’t care.”

I tell him, “Paul, you’re still my bitch. Send me a new bill.”

It wasn’t doing anyone any good anyway.

And I say, “Vlad, I’m pulling out of Syria. It’s all yours. Put it on your trophy case next to Crimea.”

In case the Democrats steal the election.